I am a 21-year-old animal who lives in Boston for now.
I make songs, animations, illustrations, graphics, websites, stories, essays, jokes, sketches, screenplays, and uncomfortable situations—sometimes paid for by CollegeHumor and Frederator Studios.
I am both emotionally and professionally available.
If you'd like to look at my resume you can do that.
I work mostly with the entire Adobe Creative Suite, although I do video editing in Final Cut Pro. I'm particularly proficient in Flash, Photoshop, and Dreamweaver. I also work in Ableton Live, Garageband, and my kitchen.
I'm passionately intersted in media criticism, evolutionary psychology, marketing, comedy, musicals, gender and sexuality, psycholinguistics, Marisa Tomei, mimesis, and semiotics.
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