I write essays, short stories, screenplays, radio plays, and comedy. They're usually about how I am doing things right and everyone else is doing them wrong, or else about elevators or serotonin. These and other things are on my blog. Sometimes they're also other places, like CollegeHumor.

Humor Samples:

• The Floor is Lava (2012)
• Today in July 18th (2012)
• Sad Libs (2012)
• How To Vote (2012)
• Lincoln & Washington (2012)
• Yes, Virginia, There is a West Virginia (2009)

Essay Samples:

• Why Thinspo Isn't a First Amendment Right (2012)
• The Great American Music Festival: Coachella, Dubstep and Ephinephrine (2012)
• KONY 2012 and Generation Y: Rebels Without a Pause (2012)
• What is Love? (2012)
• On Whether Harry Potter Actually Happened (2011)
• Elevator Etiquette and Economics: Who Gets the Shaft? (2010)
• Meandering Reviews: The Book of Mormon Soundtrack (2011)
• Birds of a Feather: A True Story (2008)