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I write essays, short stories, screenplays, radio plays, and comedy. The writing is usually about how I am doing things right and everyone else is doing them wrong, or else about elevators or serotonin. Sometimes they're published in places like CollegeHumor & ClickHole.


Nearly all of it can be found on my blog under #writing or #humor writing.


Sometimes I like to read stories & essays aloud, so there are some of those as well, if that's what you're into.

Essays & Fiction